Moneyless Meals. Cont. ents. For everyone who knows what they want.. February 2013 $3.00. CEO of McDonalds Yvess McOreo going

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1 Moneyless Meals For everyone who knows what they want.. CEO of McDonalds Yvess McOreo going through Cont a lot of stress as customers discover how much bacteria is in their kitchen (more on page 5) ents February 2013 $3.00

2 Contents What s best?...page 2 Where to go?...page 3 McDonalds shutsdown!...page 4

3 What s best? Are you one of those people people that struggle with money, food and just need a good bit of entertainment? If so then read on to discover a couple life hacks that will blow your mind. Did you know that Instant Noodles is a really bad way of eating? Let s take a look at Ramen. Did you know Ramen contains artificial colours, flavours and even has high levels of Ajinomoto (mostly known as MSG). Scientists have stats and evidence that consuming weekly packets of Ramen can lead to obesity, massive hair loss and the cancer. Expensive dinners are very un-eco. Most customers don t like certain parts of the animal and therefore have to slaughter more than one animal and throw away perfectly good food. Also, most steakhouses get their meat imported from half way across the world. Most people are very picky for no reason about when their meat comes from. Of course it would be agreeable to not get your meat from some hobo who lives underground, but why not just get it from your fresh local abattoir? Now think about all the high-prices and chemical overloads.

4 Where to go Why waste your time buying mega packs of Instant Noodles when you can go to places that taste amazing, has big discounts and low prices? Would you really want to save up for a big, fancy expensive steakhouse and just go back to the edge of being broke? Don t forget that life essentials isn t that cheap; toothbrushes, clothes, etc. In this sort of situations, I suggest that you continue reading to find out more life hacks that will keep you immortal. Instant noodles are very cheap and very unhealthy. Not only does this fill so little of your stomach, but it also gets stale after a week of purchase. Nando s is a very tasty with juicy tender chicken packed with loads of your choice of herbs and spices. You can also top this delicious Portugese-South African chicken with your selected peri-peri sauce. Now look at my descriptions of each food. The reason I gave a very negative feel to the Instant Noodles is that because there is absolutely no optimistic way to look at the piece of garbage society calls food. As for Nando s, all points are stated are true and this non fast food restaurant striked #4 as the world s most enjoyed and favourited restaurant. Expensive dinners are very un-eco (continued on next page)

5 Depending on where you live, most steakhouses are always importing meat half way across the world. It is also very pricy to pay for all the pointless setting. Meatworks doesn t have candle lit dinners with arrogant waiters. Instead this incredibly tasty restaurant goes back to a more primitive feel and style. Their dishes is a fusion and can be hand picked of what they serve on your plate. It is understanble that most couples would want to take a break from their children to celebrate a calm anniversary at a nice steak house, but after reading this article you would never want to go back to that expensive hell-hole people strangely seem to enjoy. One time I got charged $100 for what looked like a $10 dollar steak! I think that 90% of what I paid for went to the setting that I didn t even want to have around me. Now think about all the high-prices and chemical overloads. Isn t it easier to go to somewhere else?

6 McDonalds to shut down McDonalds has failed to maintain their cleanliness of the restaurant. This year, McDonalds got graded an F for its health and hygiene. There has been maggot families breeding under the kitchen stoves, infecting the foods that everyone eats with bacteria and possibly diseases. There has also been rats found in the fridges, however CEO Yvess Aevric told their staff to continue selling their bacterial treats. Customers are very ticked off at Aevric s actions. The fact that this is the only McDonalds in Brunei will keep citizens starving for something fast. However, the Sultan has agreed to let in Subway to take McDonalds place. This will be completed by Monday. It would replace the location of McDonalds. Subway chef Daniel George is certain that the new Subway restaurant will be a major hit in a country with very few people.(continued on next page)

7 So McDonalds is history and Subway is the new thing. People have already started lining up and camping in tents, waiting for the second the sandwich kitchen will open their doors. This will be very satisfying for the citizens of Brunei. They will also be happy to hear that Subway will offer holiday discounts to place on holidays such as National Day, Christmas and other special days like that. Sicilioso Eggmayonnaise