VillageNewenu-15.pdf 1 3:44 P The Legend of The Village Idiot, Oskar the ostrich The Legendary VILLAGE IDIOT Oskar the ostrich was racing his friend Blikkies on his XT 500, in under 10 hours hatched in the backyard of a Durban shabeen in the the numerous paternity suits he was facing was probably decadent 1980s. also a contributing factor to his decision to re-locate unexpectedly. Hand raised and bottle-fed a diet of mampoer and whisky OSAR surfaced a few weeks later in a friend s Loop Street by the local spirit distillers, OSAR naturally grew into a bar, where his heavy drinking sessions, idiotic antics and raging bar fly, whose antics are still revered and spoken outrageous dance moves, which were often mistaken as about fondly to this day. primitive mating rituals, caused his legend to grow. The life of the Durban party scene, gaining a reputation as It is rumored that, in this very spot where you re standing a general ruffian, relentless womaniser, and joker who on right now, OSAR found his blissful place in the sun. Legend more than one occasion got into bar brawls over his also has it that he still makes an appearance from time to alleged long neck drink-stealing technique. In such battles time, in the shadows, when the music is right and the his speciality was the flying arate id round house kick, whisky is flowing. which was as effective as it was spectacular. So if your head feels a little sore in the morning after Being the free-spirit that he was, OSAR decided to leave having a good time, it might have been the booze but Durban to sample the ape Town Nightlife after losing a maybe, just maybe, it was a roundhouse kick from OSAR drunken bet that he could make it there on foot, as well. Here at The Village Idiot we raise our glasses to the foolish renegades, the adventurous idiots and all the people who refuse to live life by the rules of normality.
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VillageNewenu-15.pdf 3 3:44 P STARTERS Buchu marinated Olives & Aubergine pate R55 Hot or Not Taxi Wings Baby alamari Pan Tomato Soup & Grilled heese R55 Biltong and Local harcuterie Board R95 Local Artisanal heese Board R85 served with roosterkoek marinated in Jack Daniel s braai sauce served with cashew nuts, cranberry jam & roosterkoek with chargrilled seasonal citrus, marmalade & roosterkoek Seasonal Greens Salad R60 (Ask your Idiot for description) Add gently smoked grilled chicken Add smoked and seared sirloin Add baby calamari R15 R20 R20 Halloumi Salad R90 mixed baby leaves, cauliflower, toasted nuts & seeds, & pan-fried halloumi Seasonal Soup ask your idiot Veg Sosatie braaied brinjal, rosa tomatoes, Buffalo Ridge mozzarella & house pesto Surround yourself with a bunch of outstanding idiots and you will have a lot of fun. ristian Goldmund Aumann
VillageNewenu-15.pdf 4 3:44 P USUAL SUSPETS Tata a hance Ribs Tata a Sides Ordered Individually - all R25 oleslaw with smoked apple Pap with charcuterie gravy hips with biltong spices Seasonal side salad orn on the cob R140(full) / R85(half) pork & sticky basting Bobotie & Rice R95 ac & heese R60 Vegan Board R85 Baby alamari R115 Fish & hips R85 like ouma makes add bacon bits - R15 veg skewers, mielies, brinjal stuffed flatbread, chakalaka includes a side of your choice Sauces R20 adagascan Green Peppercorn onkey Gland ushroom heese beer battered hake URRIES made with love, with rs Raju s spices Traditional Durban curry with Basmati Rice or as a bunny chow Veg hicken (on the bone) Prawn Lamb R75 R95 R105 R105 hoose your hotness - ape Town mild or Durban Hothothot STEA (includes side & sauce of choice) Rib Eye 250g R160 Rump 250g R140 Sirloin 250g R140 Venison The only guaranteed way to be a genius is to surround yourself with idiots. Ziad. Abdelnour SQ
VillageNewenu-15.pdf 5 3:44 P BURGERS (includes side of choice) rs Ball s Boerewors Burger R80 Braaied Veggie Burger R85 hicken Burger R85 with caramelised onion marmalade brinjal, peppadew and spiced cottage cheese chicken breast grilled in Jack Daniel s basting, includes a sauce of your choice FAVOURITES (includes side of choice) Rib & Wing R140 Rib & alamari R135 Fish & alamari R120 Braai Board R135 Deluxe Braai Board R180 Seafood Pot R145 a selection of local braai meats served with chakalaka lamb sausage, chicken wings, sirloin, ribs, chakalaka & two additional sides mussels & prawns steamed in coconut milk, lemon grass, ginger with a fried baby squid salad on the side Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein
VillageNewenu-15.pdf 6 3:44 P DESSERTS hocolate Brownie All deserts are R55 with salted caramel ice-cream alva Pudding with Amarula custard Old School Lemon Tart with meringue topping Peppermint risp Tart elktert made the traditional way Trio of Sorbet ask your idiot for the flavours of the week offie & Beskuit R25 "Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives." Oscar Wilde
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VillageNewenu-15.pdf 8 3:44 P RAFT BEER On Tap Standard Premium Lager Standard Premium Pilsner Striped Horse Pale Ale Jack Black IPA itizen Amber Ale R47 R48 R48 R50 R53 Guest Taps Ask your favourite idiot Bottled Devils Peak First Light Golden Ale Fierce Easy Shift Pale Ale Darling Bone rusher Wit Beer 330ml Darling Rogue Pony itizen Patriot Lager Toast Ale Brewed with leftover bread for charity Woodstock Happy Pills Pilsner Devils Peak ings Blockhouse IPA B Amber Weiss 440ml R35 R42 R44 R44 R45 R45 R50 R50 R58 Non Alcoholic Beer Becks Non-Alc Devils Peak Zero to Hero 0,05% "Stupid is as stupid does." Forrest Gump R30 R35
VillageNewenu-15.pdf 9 3:44 P IDERS & GINGERS Dragon Fiery Ginger beer 330ml Alpha Dry ider luver Jack ider R35 R40 R45 INERALS & IXERS Sodas 200ml Juice 200ml Bos ice tea Red Bull If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport. Laura Davenport R18 R18 R30 R40
VillageNewenu-15.pdf 10 3:44 P WINE Whites Truly White Village Idiot Sauvignon Blanc/Semillion Dornier ocoa Hill Sauvignon Blanc Eikendal Janina Un-Wooded hardonnay Badenhorst Secateurs henin Bosman Sauvignon Blanc Tokara hardonnay Haute abrière hardonnay / Pinot Noir Bouchard Finlayson Sauvignon Blanc R30 / R115 R30 / R120 R40 / R150 R46 / R165 R48 / R170 R50 / R180 R50 / R185 R55 / R215 R240 Rose Pierre Jourdan Tranquille avalli Pink Pony The Foundation Stone Rose R35 / R140 R40 / R150 R160 Reds Truly Red Bellingham ocha Java erlot Brampton Pinotage Glenelly Shiraz Warwick First Lady abernet Sauvignon Thunderchild Blend De Toren Delicate Blend Saronsberg Provenance Shiraz L Avenir Stellenbosch lassic (Bordeaux blend) Springfield Whole Berry abernet Sauvignon hamonix Feldspar Pinot Noir Bouchard Finlayson Galpin Peak Pinot Noir R30 / R115 R45 / R165 R46 / R170 R48 / R175 R48 / R175 R55 / R210 R58 / R220 R225 R275 R290 R325 R580 I'm fairly certain that OLO is just arpe Diem for stupid people. Jack Black
VillageNewenu-15.pdf 11 3:44 P BUBBLES Sparkling Wine Robertson Winery Brut R30 / R155 ethodé ap lassique Simonsig aapse Vonkel Allee Bleue Brut Rose R45 / R260 R46 / R265 Prosecco artini R365 French oët & handon Brut umm Brut Veuve licquot Rosé Dom Pérignon R1240 R1260 R1700 R3850 Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Sarah ook
VillageNewenu-15.pdf 12 3:44 P OTAILS John Deere R35 uba Libre R40 ane, cream soda, cucumber and lime Havanna 3yr rum, coke, fresh lime ojito lassic or Vanilla Havanna 3yr rum, mint, lime, soda or virgin R50 R35 Pini wants a racker R55 Havanna 7yr rum, pineapple, mint argarita shaken not stirred or premium with Altos Blanco R55 Jittery Turkey R55 Wild Turkey, espresso, vanilla syrup, cinnamon Oskar s Honey Havanna 7yr rum, honey, peach ice tea, cranberry juice or virgin option R60 R35 Berry Jane R60 Bloedlemoen Barrel Aged Negroni R60 Vanilla Whiskey Sour Bubbly Baboon Pornstar artini exican Bull Altos Paloma annabis Sativa vodka, strawberry, grapefruit Jameson, fresh lemon, vanilla sugar, apple & vanilla foam Absolut vodka, cranberry, strawberry, cherry, bubbly Passoa passion, Bols vanilla, bubbly Red Bull & Olmeca Black Altos Plata, grapefruit, Agave syrup, lemon
VillageNewenu-15.pdf 13 3:44 P OTAIL JUGS John Deere R160 Pimms R160 ojito R200 Pini wants a Jug R220 Oskar s Honey R240 SHOOTERS arshmallow isses R23 elktertjie R23 Super Sour R23 Lemon eringue R25 marshmallows, cream, vodka like the tart, but you can drink it strawberry, lemon, pineapple, vodka toffee lemon treat Jäger Bomb x 4 We also do most of the classics, ask your favourite Village Idiot It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot. Oliver Gaspirtz R135
VillageNewenu-15.pdf 14 3:44 P BOTTLE SERVIE Vodka Absolut Grey Goose Belvedere R720 R1350 R1290 Gin Beefeater Bombay Sapphire Bulldog R750 R810 R920 Whiskey Jameson Jameson askmates Jameson Select Reserve hivas Regal 18 Glenlivet 12 Glenlivet 15 Glenlivet 18 R900 R950 R1000 R2100 R1350 R2250 R3450 Tennessee Whiskey Jack Daniel s R780 Liqueur Jägermeister R725 Tequila Olmeca Black Espolón Reposado Altos Reposado Patron afé Xo Herradura Añejo Patron Silver Avion Reposado Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare. Some would say it has yet to occur on Earth. Stephen Hawking R720 R920 R1000 R1020 R1320 R1400 R1450
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