Drinks Menu
COCKTAILS MARGARITAS Muertos Margarita 16.00 Chili infused Don Julio Blanco Tequila, mixed with Cointreau, fresh lime juice and agave syrup Don s Margarita 16.00 Don Julio Blanco Tequila shaken with Cointreau and fresh lime juice, served straight up or on the rocks Mezcal Margarita 14.00 Quiquiriqui Mezcal, Cointreau, lime juice, agave syrup. Served on the rocks with Tajin chili rim WHISKEY El TexMex 14.00 Bulleit Bourbon, mint, gingerbread syrup, Antica formula, lime juice and ginger ale The Monkey s Tail 13.00 Monkey Shoulder Whiskey, Apricot Brandy, fresh lime juice, Angostura bitters and egg white TEQUILA Fortified Michelada 13.00 Tequila, tomato juice, spiced mix, lemon juice. Served in a tin garnished with celery, rosemary and basil leaves El Cantarito 14.00 Don Julio Blanco Tequila, lime juice, half orange, Ting and Angostura bitters. Served in a cantarito glass garnished with pineapple leaves GIN Flower Power 14.00 Hibiscus infused Tanqueray 10 Gin, lemon juice, sugar, apple juice and egg white RUM La Tropicana 14.00 Chili infused Compañero Ron Elixir Orange, pineapple juice, lime juice, orgeat syrup and Angostura bitters. MEZCAL Tonte Paloma 14.00 Quiquiriqui Mezcal, Rinomato aperitivo, lime juice and Ting CHAMPAGNE Tonte Spritz 16.00 Bergamot liqueur, fresh lemon juice, cane syrup, shaken and topped with Pommery Champagne Hibiscus Kiss 16.00 Cîroc Apple Vodka, elderflower cordial and hibiscus syrup, topped with Pommery Champagne VODKA Platinum Skull 14.00 Russian Standard Platinum Vodka, lemon juice, gomme syrup, mandarin and ginger ale Café Espresso 13.00 Russian Standard Vodka, Tia Maria, Disaronno, dash of chocolate bitters and coffee finished with an orange zest NON-ALCOHOLIC 6.00 Temperance Mule Fresh lime, apple and homemade ginger syrup, topped with ginger beer Designated Driver Mango purée, passion fruit and fresh lime with pineapple and pink grapefruit juice
FROZEN MARGARITAS SHARERS - 9.00 - At Tonteria we specialize in frozen margaritas! It s our absolute favourite way to drink tequila. Our delicious and very yummy frozen margaritas come in all sorts of wonderful flavours. Ask at the bar for today s special! And why not try... THE TONTERIA EXPRESS MINIMUM ORDER OF 6 In Jalisco the tequila making region of Mexico there is a real Tequila Express train. Look up and you ll see our very own model of the train, The Tonteria Express. Don Julio Blanco 9 Don Julio Reposado 10 MEXICAN WALL MINIMUM ORDER OF 10 Don Julio Añejo 11 Don Julio 1942 30 On one side up to 10 shots of Don Julio Tequila and on the other Cîroc Vodka. There is no way around it, these TonteShots will knock you down! TASTE OF MEXICO FOR 6-25.00 Mini Frozen Margaritas in different flavours. *Flavours may vary each night Don Julio Blanco 9 Don Julio Reposado 10 Don Julio Añejo 11 Don Julio 1942 30 Cîroc 9 Cîroc Flavours 9
SEX ON THE BEACH SKULL FOR 8-10 - 260.00 A beautiful combination of Russian Standard Vodka, Tequila, fresh lime juice, gomme syrup, pineapple and passion fruit juices. MEXICAN HEADHUNTER FOR 4-55.00 Don Julio Blanco Tequila with elderflower and lime juice. Topped with pink grapefruit juice. LA MULA FOR 3-48.00 Don Julio Blanco Tequila, fresh lime juice, agave syrup, Angostura bitters and ginger beer. DAY OF THE DEAD COPA DEL AMOR FOR 2-25.00 Hendrick s Gin shaken with strawberries, lemon juice, fresh cucumber and strawberry purée. Topped with Pommery Champagne. MELLOW YELLOW Johnnie Walker Black Label, mango juice, orgeat syrup, gomme syrup, lime juice and pineapple. FOR 4-52.OO JOLLY GREEN Tanqueray 10 Gin, mint leaves, lime juice, gomme syrup topped with Ting. PRETTY IN PINK Cîroc Pink Vodka, grapefruit, peach liqueur, cranberry juice, orange juice, Red Bull, lemon juice.
MAYAN PYRAMID FOR MANY - 260.00 A deadly combination of Russian Standard Vodka, strawberry purée, lime juice, lychee juice and Pommery Champagne. THE COCKY MONKEY FOR 3-4 - 75.00 Never feel guilty! Don Julio Blanco Tequila, raspberry purée, lime juice, sugar, Drambuie and Pommery Champagne. AZTEC ROAR FOR 8-10 - 260.00 An explosive mix with a tribe ceremony! Don Julio Blanco Tequila, elderflower cordial, green apple and fresh lemon juice, Angostura and cocktail bitters. Topped with Pommery Champagne. TONTE TROOPER FOR 8-10 - 280.00 Soldier of the night! Cîroc Vodka, passion fruit purée, lemon, lychee and pineapple juice. Topped with a bottle of Pommery Champagne.
WHITE WINE 175ml Bottle Macabeo, Molino Loco 7.00 27.00 Murcia, Spain Sauvignon Blanc, Villa Montes 8.00 30.00 Valle Central, Chile Chardonnay IGP Pays d Oc, Monrouby - 35.00 Languedoc, France Louis Pommery (English Sparkling) - 95.00 England ROSÉ Monastrell Rosado, Molino Loco 7.00 27.00 Murcia, Spain Chateau la Gordonne Verite du Terroir 10.00 40.00 Côtes de Provence, France RED Monastrell, Molino Loco 7.00 27.00 Murcia, Spain Syrah Pays d'oc, Baron de Badassière 8.00 30.00 Languedoc, France Chianti, Mediceo - 40.00 Tuscany, Italy Rioja Crianza, Gran Dominio - 42.00 Rioja, Spain *Wines are available at 125ml upon request. 125ml Bottle Pommery Brut Royal 14.00 110.00 Pommery Blue Sky 265.00 Perrier-Jouët Belle Epoque 265.00 Dom Pérignon 350.00 Dom Pérignon P2 760.00 Krug Grand Cuvée 380.00 Armand de Brignac (Ace of Spades) 560.00 Louis Roederer Cristal 450.00 MAGNUM Pommery Brut Royal 300.00 Pommery Lumiere 450.00 Pommery Blue Sky 500.00 Dom Pérignon 740.00 Dom Pérignon Rosé 1,550.00 Krug Grande Cuvée 790.00 Armand de Brignac (Ace of Spades) 1,500.00 Louis Roederer Cristal 1,300.00 Louis Roederer Cristal Rosé 2,300.00 ROSÉ Pommery Brut Rosé 16.00 140.00 Pommery Apanage Rosé 300.00 Perrier-Jouët Belle Epoque Rosé 320.00 Dom Pérignon Rosé 540.00 Krug Rosé NV 580.00 Louis Roederer Cristal Rosé 1,290.00 JEROBOAM Pommery Brut Royal 1,200.00 Dom Pérignon 3,600.00 Dom Pérignon Rosé 14,000.00 Louis Roederer Cristal 6,000.00 METHUSELAH CHAMPAGNE Dom Pérignon 18,000.00 Louis Roederer Cristal 27,000.00
BEER SPIRITS BY THE BOTTLE CORONA 330ml 6.50 MODELO ESPECIAL 355ml 6.50 And why not try... MEXICAN BULLDOG 12.00 The TonteRita frozen margarita served with an upended bottle of Corona Beer. The bite is worse than the bark SOFT DRINKS Coca Cola / Diet Coke 3.00 Juices, Ginger Beer, Ting 3.00 Red Bull 5.00 Classic / Sugar free / Tropical Water 5.00 Still / Sparkling GIN Hendrick s 220 Oxley 220 Tanqueray 10 220 VODKA Cîroc 250 Cîroc Flavours 250 Cîroc Magnum 480 Cîroc Jeroboam 850 Cîroc Methuselah 1,800 Russian Standard 195 Russian Standard Platinum 210 Reyka 250 RUM Zacapa 23 220 Zacapa XO 400 Havana Club 15 yr Old 400 COGNAC Hennessy Fine de Cognac 300 Hennessy XO 600 Hennessy Paradis 2,000 WHISKEY SCOTCH Johnnie Walker Gold Reserve 360 Johnnie Walker Platinum 520 Johnnie Walker Blue 650 Glenfiddich 12 220 Glenfiddich 15 280 Glenfiddich IPA 280 Glenfiddich 18 380 Glenfiddich 21 650 Balvenie 12 220 Balvenie 14 280 Balvenie 17 520 BLENDED Monkey Shoulder 220 Copper Dog 220 BOURBON Bulleit 220
TEQUILA Shot Margarita Bottle BLANCO Calle 23 8.00 11.00 195.00 Tapatio 8.00 11.00 195.00 Ocho 9.00 13.00 220.00 Siete Leguas 9.00 13.00 220.00 Chinaco 9.00 13.00 220.00 El Charro 9.00 13.00 220.00 Maestro Doble 9.00 13.00 220.00 Don Julio 9.00 16.00 220.00 Reserva de la Familia 13.00 18.00 250.00 Arette Blanco 13.00 18.00 250.00 Casa Dragones 50.00 60.00 650.00 RESPOSADO Tapatio 9.00 12.00 200.00 Don Julio 10.00 17.00 240.00 Siete Leguas 10.00 17.00 240.00 AÑEJO Calle 23 11.00 13.00 220.00 Tapatio 11.00 13.00 220.00 Don Julio 11.00 15.00 260.00 Siete Leguas 14.00 16.00 280.00 Heradura Selec. Suprema 30.00 35.00 450.00 EXTRA AÑEJO Reserva de la Familia 20.00 25.00 350.00 Ocho 20.00 25.00 350.00 TEQUILA LIQUEURS Patrón XO Café 9.00-195.00 ULTIMATE TEQUILA There are over 3000 bottles of Tequila available in the world, some terrible, some fantastic. To help you in choosing, we have selected some of the very best. Rather like boxing we have chosen the pound for pound best spirits around. Available by the bottle only, these tequilas are some of the finest and rarest on the planet, some are the last bottles in existence. DON JULIO 1942 EXTRA AÑEJO - 500.00 - Regarded by many as the finest tequila ever produced, 1942 is coveted by collectors around the world. CHINACO NEGRO EXTRA AÑEJO - 900.00 - Coming from a 5 year aging process limited edition batch, the bottles for this rare extra añejo tequila are numbered and signed by Germán González. PATRÓN BURDEOS EXTRA AÑEJO - 1,250.00 - Patrón s finest tequilas, aged in 1st Growth Bordeaux barrels and presented a crystal decanter.
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