Home of the best burgers & hot dogs in the whole of the kingdom SMALL PLATES Try as starter or why not order 3 as an alternative main? SCOTCH EGGS 5 Homemade Scotch eggs, served with HP sauce and our signature salad garnish BUFFALO FARM HAGGIS BALLS 4 Served with a whisky dip JALAPEÑO POPPERS 4 Stuffed with cheddar cheese, served with our signature salad garnish and salsa dip WAGON WHEEL ONION RINGS 4 Served with thousand island dip MAC & CHEESE BITES 4 Served with sweet chilli dip BONELESS CHICKEN WINGS 5 Freshly breaded chicken served with house hot or mild sauce LOADED POTATO SKINS 5 Chilli, cheese and sour cream or bacon, cheese and garlic mayo (dump the chilli or bacon for veggie option) HALLOUMI FRIES 4 With chilli jam PIGS IN BLANKETS 4 Mini sausages wrapped in bacon and served with mustard mayo dip LARGE PLATES Any 3 for 10 M C NACHOS OPTION 8 (suitable for 2 sharing) Our nachos are made with your choice of chicken, haggis, black pudding, veg or chilli, they re just pure dead brilliant Build your own platter for 2 (SUITABLE FOR 2 SHARING) Choose any 4 small plates Build your own platter for 4 (SUITABLE FOR 4 SHARING) Choose any 6 small plates Only 12 Only 18 BURGERS All our beef is sourced from the award-winning Buffalo Farm, our burgers are served on a toasted brioche bun with your choice of regular or sweet potato fries and salad garnish. THE DOUBLE BEEF BURGER 10 Our signature beef burger topped with our own chilli and melted cheddar cheese THE NACHO BURGER 9 Beef burger with tortilla chips, homemade chilli, guacamole, salsa and sour cream BACON & CHEESE 8 Crispy bacon and smoked cheese burger with BBQ sauce THE HAGGIS BURGER 9 Beef burger with haggis, cheddar cheese and pepper sauce THE CRISPY CHICKEN BURGER 8 IPA soaked crusted chicken fillet, crispy bacon and Brie THE VEGGIE BURGER 9 Butternut squash, goats cheese and beetroot Pimp up your fries? DIRTY FRIES 3 LOADED CHILLI FRIES 3 HOT DOGS Our hot dogs are pork frankfurters, which are sourced from the award-winning Buffalo Farm. CHILLI DOG 4 Topped with chilli, sour cream and jalapeños NACHO DOG 4 Topped with nachos cheese sauce, broken tortilla chips and fresh salsa BBQ DOG 4 Topped with our wagon wheel onion rings and smothered in our homemade BBQ sauce NAKED DOG 3 Served with caramelised onions V-DOG 3 Sweet potato and butternut squash Add fries? REGULAR FRIES 1 SWEET POTATO FRIES 2 DIRTY FRIES 3 LOADED CHILLI FRIES 3 mcphails.co.uk
FRIES REGULAR 2 / 3 SWEET POTATO 3 / 4 FRIES DIRTY FRIES 5 / 8 Our dirty fries are to die for, choose from regular or sweet potato fries. We add paprika, red pepper, streaky bacon, mozzarella & cheddar mix melted on top. Absolutely perfect for sharing LOADED 5 / 8 CHILLI FRIES Choose from regular or sweet potato fries and we will load these up with our own homemade chilli, mozzarella & cheddar cheese mix SALADS HOUSE SALAD 6 Add your choice of ham, chicken or cheese BBQ CHICKEN & 7 BACON SALAD CHICKEN CAESAR 7 SALAD Sides COLESLAW 1 MINI-HOUSE SALAD 3 Add chicken, ham or cheese GARLIC BREAD 2 CHEESY GARLIC 3 BREAD MINI CHILLI BOWL 4 Served with tortilla chips Sauces BBQ SWEET CHILLI HOUSE SAUCE Hot or mild WHISKY SAUCE THOUSAND ISLAND SALSA Only 75 p FRIES Salads Sides Sauces AFTERS AFTERS VIRGIN 4 BOOZY 6 Try one of our amazing half-pint sundaes, all served with 2 scoops of flavoured ice cream, chocolate & candy pieces, sauce & whipped cream. Boozy or boozy free? CHOCOLATE FOR BOOZY ADD KAHLUA Chocolate ice cream BERRIES FOR BOOZY ADD CRÈME DE CHASSIS Raspberry ice cream TOFFEE FOR BOOZY ADD BAILEYS Vanilla ice cream BANANA FOR BOOZY ADD KRAKEN RUM Vanilla ice cream ASK HOW YOUR RECEIPT CAN GET YOU INTO FOR FREE mcphails.co.uk
Pick n mix its easy as A,B,C or 1,2,3 Choose one item from A,B,C and 1,2,3 Main Pork sausages Chicken nuggets Fish bites Macaroni pasta Choose your drink Orange Fruitshoot Blackcurrent Fruitshoot Spot the differences between Micky P there are six to find Side Chips Rice Potatoes Dessert Ice Cream Fruit Salad Vegetables Bean Peas Salad Take home Haribos Chocolate Bar Find the six words relating to this menu
Gins All Gins include tonic and a garnish HARRIS Isle of Harris + Pink Grapefruit THE BOTANIST Isle of Islay CAORUNN Speyside + Apple DEVILS STAIRCASE Highlands ROCK ROSE Caithness + Orange CROSSBILL Glasgow + Orange peel M c LEANS Glasgow wedge DARNLEYS Fife EDEN MILL LOVE Fife + Pink Grapefruit EDEN MILL OAK Fife + Orange slice EDEN MILL HOP Fife + Lemon JINZU Fife + Apple MINUS 33 Fife + Pink Grapefruit wedge TANQUERAY 10 Fife + Pink Grapefruit 3.50 TANQ U ERAY Fife ACHROONS Edinburgh + Orange wedge DAFFY S Edinburgh EDINBURGH GIN Edinburgh + Orange peel twist GINEROSITY Edinburgh NB East Lothian + Orange peel twist PICKERINGS Edinburgh + Pink Grapefruit ORO Dumfries & Galloway HENDRICKS Ayrshire + Cucumber DUNDEE MARMALADE Dundee + Orange wedge JAGGI Dundee + Pink Grapefruit HONEYBERRY Angus + Orange peel twist LONE WOLF Aberdeen + Pink Grapefruit twist BOE Stirling + Orange wedge M c QUEEN S Stirling + Pink Grapefruit twist & Lime
malt whisky s 2.25 From ARDBEG 10yo BA LV EN I E 12yo BOWMORE 12yo BUNNAHABHAIN 12yo DALMORE 12yo GLENFIDDICH 12yo GLENGOYNE 12yo GLENLIVET 12yo GLENMORANGIE 10yo GLENROTHES Select ISLE OF JURA 10yo LAGAVULIN 16yo MACALLAN 12yo MONKEY SHOULDER Blended malt OBAN 14yo Malt of the moment Ask at the bar for details
COCKTAILS 5 PORNSTAR MARTINI Ciroc Vodka, Ciroc Vanilla Vodka, Passoa, passion fruit, Gomme, fresh lime & Processo PINKERINGS GIN FIZZ Pickering s original, fresh lemon, Gomme & lemonade RASPBERRY COMMODORE 63 Bacardi, Raspberry Edinburgh Gin, Gomme, lemonade, fresh lemon & raspberry puree LOVE GIN BRAMBLE Eden Mill Love gin, fresh lemon, lemonade Gomme & Crème de Mure M c-ojito Bacardi, Gomme, fresh lime, mint & soda ESPRESSO MARTINI Ciroc Vodka, Kahlua & shot of espresso STRAWBERRY CAORUNN COLLINS Caorunn gin, Gomme, fresh lime, raspberry puree & fresh strawberries MOSCOW MULE Ciroc Vodka, fresh lime & ginger beer CLOCKoutAILS Why not check out our Clockoutails Every Wednesday, Thursday & Friday till 9pm All cocktails only 4
WINES 175ml 250ml Bottle 3.25 4.65 13.95 PANUELO SAUVIGNON BLANC-AIREN Spain Ripe and fruity, with notes of melon and pear PANUELO TEMPRANILO- CABERNET SAUVIGNON Spain Ripe red and dark berry fruit flavours, with a soft, supple finish TEKENA MERLOT Central Valley Chile Fruit-driven, raspberry and blueberry fruit leading to a soft finish LAVENDER HILL WHITE ZINFANDEL Califonia Medium-dry, rather than the usual medium-sweet versions available, shows plenty of watermelon, strawberry and redcurrant fruit MONTE VERDE SAUVIGNON BLANC Central Valley Chile Classic gooseberry flavours enhanced by tropical fruit and zesty lemon Sparkling GALANTI PROSECCO extra dry Italy Fine, persistent, soft fizz surrounds a fruit spectrum of apple, pear and a hint of peach By the bottle only 19.95
Beers INNIS & GUNN LAGER Bottle 3.25 INNIS & GUNN ORIGINAL Bottle 3.25 JOKER IPA Can 3 SEVEN GIRAFFES Can 3 THISTLY CROSS Original cider Bottle 3.25 THISTLY CROSS Real strawberry Bottle 3.25 BUDWEISER Bottle 2.95 CORONA Bottle 2.95 BLUE RIBBON Can 2.95 SKINNY LAGER Bottle 2.95 SMIRNOFF ICE Bottle 3 VK BLUE Bottle 3 DRAFTs PINT 1/2 1/3 TENNENTS LAGER 3.20 1.65 1.10 BREWDOG PUNK 3.75 1.90 1.30 B R E W D O G ROTATIONAL 3.95 2.00 1.35 WEST ST.MUNGO 4.25 2.15 1.45 4.00 2.00 1.35 WEST ROTATIONAL THISTLY CROSS TRADITIONAL THISTLY CROSS ROTATIONAL H A R V I E S TO U N SCHIEHALLION D RYG AT E SEVEN PEAKS 3.35 1.70 1.15 3.25 1.65 1.10 3.95 2.00 1.35 3.75 1.90 1.30 GUINNESS 3.25 1.65 1.10 BELHAVEN BEST 3.00 1.55 1.05 OVERCRAFT Every Tuesday, Wednesday & Thursday till 9pm Choose any 2 beers for only 5
Softails B E R RY F I Z Z Blackberries, raspberries, basil, fresh lemon, Gomme, apple juice & soda PASSION FRUIT COOLER Orange juice, cranberry, passion fruit, Gomme, fresh lemon ELDERFLOWER FIZZ Elderflower, lemonade & apple juice PEACH MELBA Raspberry & white peach puree topped with lemonade VIRGIN MOJITO Fresh mint, lime, sugar & ginger ale 3.50 Smoothies 3.50 J U I C Y R O OT S Beetroot, carrot, lemon, ginger & apple BERRY BLAST Strawberries, raspberries & blackberries SUPER C Passion fruit, pineapple & Mango
Coffee LATTE 1.99 CAPPUCCINO 1.99 AMERICANO 1.99 ESPRESSO 1.50 HOT CHOCOLATE 2.25 TEA 1.50 SOFT DrinKS ALL CANS 1.30 ALL BABY S 1.25 ENERGY DRINK 2.50 BOTTLED WATER 1.50