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Last Wednesday s lunch menu SALADS **Micro Green Salad Organic microgreens, roma tomatoes, yellow bell peppers, whole wheat pita chips, extra virgin olive oil and lemon juice. **Spicy Tempeh, Mushroom and Eggplant Salad Crispy organic tempeh, shiitake mushrooms, roasted eggplant, Chinese long beans, roasted red peppers, peanut butter, cilantro, habanero chilies, tamari, lime juice, rice wine vinegar, sesame oil, pickled ginger, garlic and chili paste. **Avocado, Spinach and Papaya Salad Baby spinach, avocados, lemon juice, papaya and red onions tossed in an orange-cumin dressing of olive oil, red wine vinegar, orange juice, lime juice and cumin seeds. VEGHEADS **Barbecued Tempeh Tempeh, onions, garlic, fennel seeds, chili powder, coriander, cumin, cayenne, sweet corn and Google BBQ sauce. **Rainbow Chard and Sweet Onions Miso Mashed Potatoes Stuffed Tilapia Organic rainbow chard and Vidalia onions caramelized in white wine. CHARLIE S GRILL Grilled Pork Chops Grilled Organic Berkshire Farms pork chops white topped with a bourbon miso sage sauce, cream and butter *Wild Mushroom Grits Organic shiitake and cremini mushrooms sautéed in butter and white wine and simmered with down-home style creamy hominy grits. *Cider Braised Brussels Sprouts whipped with yukon gold potatoes and Organic California sprouts cooked in apple cider vinegar, apple cider, herb salt and pepper. BACK TO ALBUQUERQUE **Agua Fresca Piña Fresh stuffed Pineapple in a fillet of fresh tilapia. Chicken Chile Rellenos Roasted organic pasilla chilies stuffed with chicken, cilantro, oregano, chile powder, cumin, queso fresco and eggs. **Tofu Fajitas Organic firm tofu, sautéed red and yellow bell peppers, red onions, cumin, oregano, chile powder and olive oil. **Sautéed Nopales & Baby Squash Organic baby patti pan and zucchini squash sautéed with nopales cactus and heirloom tomatoes. **Habanero Rice Rice pilaf with, habanero chiles, organic yellow bell peppers, garlic, onions, vegetable stock and cumin. EAST MEETS WEST Miso Mashed Potatoes Stuffed Tilapia Organic white miso, cream and butter whipped with yukon gold potatoes and stuffed in a fillet of fresh tilapia. **Sweet & Sour Tofu Crispy bites of tofu smothered in a sauce of apple cider vinegar, brown sugar and pineapple juice. Garnished with onions and organic bell peppers.

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On the internet, nobody knows you re a dog

Why is the Daily Californian advertising German pages?

Across the Bay is no better

Many web pages are written for two different audiences People Attractive, effective, authoritative Search engines Relevant, authoritative Web page means both the content of the page and its context on the web.

Search engines are where the eyeballs come from

Pages are designed to look good to search engines Optimize the page contents. Get links to the page. There is a business of search engine optimization. See www.webmasterworld.com

There is a range of participants Webmasters Reputable people trying to keep up People trying to get an edge Spammers Others People selling ads Innocent victims

Why do it? Make a point [more evil than satan himself] [flip flop] [nigritude ultramarine]

Why do it? Make a buck Provide a commercial service. Link to people who will split the money. Show advertisements. Be evil.

Big Money Let s do the math How much can the spam industry make by spamming search engines? Assume 500M searches/day on the web All search engines combined Assume 5% commercially viable Much more if you include porn queries Assume $0.50 made per click (from 5c to $40) $12.5M/day or about $4.5 Billion/year

Lots of niches Well known entities [travel] Areas with no prominent players [phentermine] Narrow searches [london hotels] Misspellings [travle] Rare searches [cramp striking kindling]

Getting content Write it yourself Amplify as necessary Steal it from the web, of course

How people optimize their content Focused page Term in the title Term in the url Term in the text (but not too many?) Unfocused page Main term in the title Every variant you can think of in the text Metadata? maybe

Not annoying your uses with your search engine optimizations Return different pages for browsers and for search engines (cloaking) Use text with the same color as the background Use little tiny text Put the text below where people will see it

How people get links Pay for them Trade them Grab an expired domain Put links in somebody else s page Guestbooks Blogs Mailing lists

Let s chase some links

link: searches!

Blog comment stuffing

Paid ads

State of affairs There is big money in spamming SEs Easy to get links from good sites Easy to generate search algorithm friendly pages Any technique can be and will be attacked by spammers Have to make sense out of this chaos

We counter it well Most SEs are still very useful Used over 500 million times every day All search engines put together Our internal measurements show that we are winning Still need to be watchful

It s dynamic and co-evolving Pre-Google: links largely represented true human opinions Post-Google: Its postmodernism, authors make links while conscious of the consequences. SEO s and the Google dance Faster updates, and faster evolution You don t have to understand to evolve.

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