Good Morning, Veganville! Oh, oh, oh Woke up today Been this way since 1859 Mayor Naise: Oh, oh, oh Nobody touches what we can't eat We never eat meat Mayor Naise: The veggies in town Are all we have now My veggies are the best ones around Oh, oh, oh Just the taste Makes my heart fly way up Over the moon Mayor Naise: Every day we eat vegetables Every side is a lima bean Mayor Naise: Every veggie is like a feast Every case that I crack is a thrill Each moment I turn round and see Veganville and me. Granny Smith: Oh Oh Oh Look at my lunch What apple can crunch, like mine today? Oh, oh, oh I've got my weirdo receptionist, CARROT: Ooo Bees give a kiss! The bees on the street All Dance round my feet They seem to say RT It s up to you So, oh, oh Don t hold me back 'Cause today all my dreams will come true There's the man who works at the mill There s the kind-hearted postal clerk She helps me with all my paperwork Every case that I crack is a thrill Every moment I turn round and see Veganville and me OLD I knew every move I knew every trail I knew this was a case where I d prevail I see all the danger that roams through the town I won t sit round waiting For it to die down So, oh, oh I got one shot I m coming in hot I m on the trail Oh, oh, oh Something inside of me understands I ve got my own plan My mind may think no But my heart tells me, "go" It's that strong feeling inside of me Oh, oh, oh What will it take For the bad guys to turn round and see. ENSEMBLE: Good morning, good morning All the power inside of me I love you, Veganville Every day we eat vegetables Every meal is a lima bean Every veggie is like a feast I promise Veganville I will crack every case till I m filled With joyous and wondrous glee Joyous wonderous glee Veganville and me
Meat Smells, Meat Smells What are those odours in the meadow? What foul smells linger in the lane? I don t remember smelling them here yes-ter-day. When did these smells become so pungent? From where could these smells originate? Wasn t it yesterday that Veganville smelled great? Lamb Soup, Goulash, Corned beef with Squash Bacon, and Ground Round.... Fresh Scents from meadows are all gone now Meat smells are all around our town. It smells like something being fried up. Maybe a fricassee or stew. Way down on Lemon lane we smell them -- We smell them too!! But these smells haven t gone un-noticed. Our Town s folk put me on the trail. I ll solve this myst ry of these MEAT SMELLS -- I ll prevail! Lamb Soup, Goulash, Corned beef with Squash Bacon, and Ground Round.... Fresh Scents from meadows are all gone now Meat smells are all around our town.
Hello Deli Hello, Deli This is Potatum, Deli Would you please send up Some nice corned beef on rye? A box of Ritz, Deli And some Schlitz, Deli Some chopped liver And a sliver of your apple pie Turkey legs, Deli Hard boiled eggs, Deli Some tomatoes and potatoes you french fry Please don't be late, Deli, 'Cuz I can't wait, Deli, Deli, without breakfast I will die!
Put It on a Ritz! Do you like your luncheon meat? By itself -- it is no treat. How about your steak tar-tar By itself -- it is no star When you have got the munchies Put your meat on something crunchy Purchase for a dime, And Have a wonderful time!! If you re blue and you don t know just what to eat With your great meat, lem me tell you what fits Put it on a Ritz. Great Roast Beef and Turkey Breast Ham and che--ese So neatly dressed, a perfect fit When you put it on a Ritz. Dress them up with Sour Cream or Mayonnaise How about some fine sauce like Hollandaise That s the new Craze!! When you ve got the munchies next And it seems like you are perplexed Take your meat.... and Put it on A Ritz!!
I Just Can t Wait To Eat Meat! Rubie: I had the chance to make big bucks -- but had to be discreet Sizzler: Well, I've never seen a mob boss dealing in black market meat. Rubie: I was in charge of a new Food -- Veganville did not know. Bacon: Food more lucrative than veggies -- it s the best part of the show! Rubie: Thus far, a rather tantalizing feat All Mob: And they could not wait to eat meat!! Bacon: You had a long way to go, boss, and you really shook things up. Rubie: I was saying, "do this" (Ooooo) She said she would be the boss I was saying, "be there" (Ooooo) Yes she was!! I was saying, "stop that" (Ooooo) She knew her stuff! I was saying, "see here" (Ooooo) Well see here Free to eat roast beef or fresh ground round Well, that's definitely in now! Meat would flood this vegan town. Let me tell you what I did to get my team together... I went up to those vegetable packers and said... I think it's time that you and I are able to eat meat Now that I m the MEAT BOSS I might kick you to the streets. Whole mob: If this is where the our town is headed.you can Count us in! We ll make Veganville, a new frontier -- we re all set to begin!! Our Meat boss gave us a tasty treat... All: And we could not wait to eat MEAT. MBG: Everybody look left (oooo) Everybody look right (Oooo) Everywhere you look I'm (Oooo) Standin' in the spotlight (Oooo) Mobsters: YOU BET All: Let all the townsfolk have their tasty treat - All: We re in the SPEAKMEATSY to keep the beat -- All: Better than roast veggies on whole wheat -- MBG: I never liked that anyway All: Oh, they could not wait to eat meat!