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1 Kese pata kare vo hamse pyar karta h in boy 08/03/2018 Psychic predictions on president donald trump 08/04/2018 A********* girl 08/05/2018 -Minecraft wii u seeds numbers -Allied universal employee login portal 08/06/ popular codes for roblox passwords 08/08/2018 Candid images of pokies 08/10/2018 Adderall dosage chart for adults 08/11/2018 Otterbox iphone 5c waterproof SMS kar sakte ho! Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho! Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise ronak ho nerolac paint jaise mehak ho axe jaise tazgi ho colgate jaise aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise! God ne tujhe bheja to bheja God ne tujhe bheja to bheja lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja Ye mujhe kise ne bheja isliye maine tujhe bheja! kuch tu baat he aap mai Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kesa laga bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender. Circuit Bhai.! Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai Are ye dil hai dil aur dil ki hai ye sdaa aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta haiby Shoaib zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki waqt har manzil dikha deta hai kon marta hai kisi ke liya waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta. By Luck Kumar ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha ya dil pyar ke qabil na rahakoi bhi izhar ke qabil na rehais dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!by shehran ayub kal ho na ho.. kal ho na ho. Aaj tu hai. Aaj ho na ho. Ya pel tu hay. Ya pel ho na ho. Hum tu hia. Hum ho na ho. Humari dosti tu hai. By shehran ayub HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE By muazam Log apna banake chod dete hai. Log apna banake chod dete hai. Rishta gairo se jod lete hai.. Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake. Log to dil bhi tod dete hai By Jinbaba Aey chaand tu bhi kiya ghazab Aey chaand tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai Bachpan main "mama" a. Aaj khushio ki koi duhai dega Aaj khushio ki koi duhai deganikla hai chand to dikhai dega. Ae Mohabbat karne walo zara dekh ke Mohabbat karmaek Aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega.. Dekh kar tumhari tirchi nazar Halchal sa machal geya tha Dil mai Par tum dekhti hi ho tirchi nazar sa yah sunkar.. Attack aageya hai Dil mai!!by Uzzal Ikk Arsay say ye Ankhain sowi nahi. Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah Kiya auronko to theek humko bhi tabah kiya pesh kiya gazhlon mein jab unki bewafaiee ko auron ne to theek unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya. By Santosh. Dil torna humari aadat nahi Dil torna humari aadat nahi Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi. Tum milo na milo koi gam Tum milo na milo koi gam nahisms karo yeh milne se kam nahi.. Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahihamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi. By Baasha Cartoon Network Aap kya jano hum kitna yaad kerte hain Mano ya na mano her pal feryaad kerte hain Roz hat likhtain hain cartoon network ko aur aap ko play kerne ki mang kerte hain. Zindagi ki rah main Zindagi ki rah main hum dono sath chalain gay.. thora tum chalna thora main chlun ga. phir agay chal ker rikshaw kerwa lain gay. Akash ke taron main Akash ke taron main khoya hai jahan sara lugta hai pyara ik ik tarain taron main sub se pyara hai ik sitara jo is waqt per raha hai sms hamara. Zindagi ki chahat ka silsila Zindagi ki chahat ka silsila hai koi mil gya to koi bisher gya Jinhain manga tha duaon main woh kisi aur ko bina mange mil gya. Her sham ke bad Her sham ke bad rat ati hai her baat ke bad tumhari yaad ati hai chup reh ker bi dekh lia hum nekhamoshion se bi tumhari awaz ati hai. Youn hi tanhai main hum Youn hi tunhai main hum dil ko saza dete hain naam likhte hain tera likh ker mita detey hain yai soch ker rehne dia armaano ko dil main mehman kabi gar se nikale nahi jate. Punditji ne apke mobile ki Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki apke mobile pe Kanjusi ki Maha Dasha Mandra rahi hai. Turant mujhe dher sare SMS bhej ke Grah ki Shanti karen..

2 Dhanyavad i miss u utna jitna u miss me i miss u utna jitna u miss me imiss u tabse jabse u miss me i miss u tabtak jabtak u miss me u miss me jane kab tak but i miss u marte dam tak Zindagi mein dukh ko delete karo Zindagi mein dukh ko delete karokhushiyon ko save karo.dushman ko hide karodost ko enter karophir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga. chand taro ka nur aap per barse chand taro ka nur aap per barse; har koi aap ke chahat ko tarse; aap ke jindagi main aaye iteni khushiya ki aap ek gum pane ko tarse. meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona. meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona. apni pyari c muskan kabi na khona. sukoon milta hai sunn kar apki hansi ko haste rehna zindgi me kbi udaas na hona..for RAJ from Jass Repeater Rekh do Woman: Sir mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon? Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do! Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon? Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do! Ashwarya rai Aik Munder main puri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.amitab gya wog gayab Hirithik gya woh gayabakshey gya woh gayab Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai Unke aane ki aas lagti hai unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai unke haath peele ho gaye jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye aur unke haath peele ho gaye. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI! Whan i call u 1 ring means i' m thinking of u 2 rings means i like u 3 rings means i'm missing u 4 rings means i need u 5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI! higher studies Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar. 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..! Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..! Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha. Ball to pahle se hi gol hai Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.! Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge! Jab barish hoti hai Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye Tum yaad ate hojab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge! Khush to bahot hoge tum Khush to bahot hoge tumki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gayamagar aab kya karoge.?jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila.?ha ha ha ha Dosti Kro College wali se Dosti kro college wali se Ishq larao office wali se Flirt kro pros wali se Pyar kro dilwali se ankh larao sali se aur maar khao ger wali se. Jo Juldi mile woh hai gum Jo juldi mile woh hai gum jo dair se mile woh hai paisajo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP. Life is like math Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro dushman ko minus kro khushion ko multiply kro Gham ko divide kro aur hamesha muskrao. Aap aik brilliant beautiful genius Aap aik brilliant beautiful genius smart nice gud looking intelligent respectful kind ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho. 5 great people: 5 great people: 1.Quaid woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram woh kisi kaam ka nahi 3.Aishwarya Rai apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:! Meri to behan hai"! Sardar going with his sister Some shouts "Oyemashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"! Murga SARDAR tha!!! A Sardar went 2 hotel ordered chiken Waiter comes with the order Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!! Message pe message bhejte ho Message pe message bhejte ho bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!! sadak hi sidhi nikli. Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per per per per per per per per per kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli. Suna hai ke us ko rubt hai kharab halon Suna hai ke us ko rubt hai kharab halon say yehi baat

3 hai to apne aap ko berbaad ker kay dekhtay hain. By Nazia dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam zindagi ki her shaam aap kaay naam iss safar mein hamsafar hai hum dono iss dosti ko nibhana hai aap kaa kaam By Dream Girl. Ik tabasum honto pay raksa hai Ik tabasum honto pay raksa hai Koshish hai gam chopane ki Mere ahbaab samajte hai Mujhe adat hai muskarane ki By Butt 0300 Tu jiye hajaro saal Saal ke din Tu jiye hajaro saal Saal ke din hon saal. By Neel Ehsaas Bohat Hoga Jab Chor Ke Jainga Ehsaas Bohat Hoga Jab Chor Ke Jaingay Roengay Bohat Magar Aansu Nahi Aaengay Jab Saat Na De Koi To Awaz Hamain Dena Aasman Per Bhi Hongay To Lout Ke Aaengay By JinBaba sher;phir na jane kon duao sher;phir na jane kon duao mai yaad karta hamai dobta hon samandar uchal deta ha. perodi;phir na jane kon gunaaho mai yaad karta haimain chup rehta hoon our teacher nikal deta ha. By shaheryar zindagi main sada muskurate zindagi main sada muskurate raho fasile kam karo dil milate raho.dard kaisa bhi ho koi gham na karo.rat kali sahi ankh nam na karo.ik sitara bno jagmagate raho.by Rajja Boy to a pretty girl ajaa Boy to a pretty girl ajaa dil main aja Girl: sandel utarun kya? Boy nahi wese hi aja yai masjid yan mundir nahin hai.by Shubo kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke ba kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke baad. kiska karu intzar zindgi main tere aane ke baad. kyun pyar me jaan luta deta hai log mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane ke baad. By Raj Boparai. Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi maut to sachai hai aani hai lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi..! You r my sweet SONA You r my sweet SONA I don't want u KHONA I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA. white rang ho agar mehboob ka white rang ho agar mehboob ka toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA aur na dhulai RIN- SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai.!!!. kisi naay dil ko isqadar choo kisi naay dil ko isqadar choo leya kay hum kisi aur ko choo naa sakay hum tuu chaly taay dost banany aap tuu dil ki dharkan ban gaye. By Dream Girl tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay waqat kaay sath shahid hum naa hoongaay chahay kisi ko kitna b pyar deyna lekin teri yaadon kaay haqdar sierf hum hoon gaay By Dream Girl dosti ko pluse karodoshmani dosti ko pluse karodoshmani ko minus karokhosi ko multiply karo and ghamo ko divide karo.kyia pata kal ho na ho and love ko enjoy karo BY ALA tum ho tu ham hainham hai tum ho tu ham hainham hai tu jaha hai warna kuch be nahicoz there is no end 2 loveby ALA yoon to zindagi sadyoon ka gumaan tha.. yoon to zindagi sadyoon ka gumaan tha. Dekha to ek saanse ka sara jahan tha. By Qaay Tufano me kashti ko kinaray bhi Tufano me kashti ko kinaray bhi miltay hain jahan ma logon k saharay bhi miltay hain duniya me sub se payari ha zindgi khuch log zindgi se bi payarey miltay ha.by Ali mangta hoon to deti nahi mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab meri baat ka deti ho to khara ho jata hai rom rom jazbaat ka kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo baloo mein phool ghulab ka By warraich. milne ke baad judaai se darte hain Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain milne ki to bohat chahat hai par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha... woh bewafa hai to kia howa woh bewafa hai to kia howa. mat kaho bura us ko.... jo howa so howa..... khush rakhy khuda us ko....by Sayani Rishton Ki Baat Na Yuon Chali Hoti Rishton Ki Baat Na Yuon Chali Hoti Daman Mein Aag Na Yuon Lagai Hoti Zindagi To Weyse Hi Pareshan Thi Apni Aur Na Meri Pareshani Yuon Barhai HotiBy Sayani chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum ho LION magar tumhare dum pichay se aage bhala kyoon aae tum baar baar use mun main jo lete the By Sohail Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se lipatkar agar es baat ka pata hota to kab ke mar gaye hote By Kapil Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera Mil jae mujeaur ho jae mera main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko naam ae tera

4 Tooje jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera By Arooj Zafer D se dosti d se dushmani D se dosti d se dushmanid se dil d se derd d se diwanagi d se dillagi per d se itne dur na ho jana ke d se dum hi nikal jae Samjay D say Dear. By Shumaila Parhay likhay hotay ager Parhay likhay hotay ager kartay kaam hakeemon ka Bahana nabz ka hota pakrtay haath haseenoo ka By umer dilwala Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey Hum ager aap se mil nahi paateyaisa nahi ke aap hume yaad nahi aateymaana ke janke sub rishtey nibaae nahi jateyphr jo bus jaatey hain dil main woh bhulaey nahi jaatey. By Shafia Tumhaara intezaar karte karte Tumhaara intezaar karte karte main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya.by nomi meo Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota Har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota Miltay hain bohat log is tanha zindagi main Par koi doost ap sa acchapiara nahi hota.by. Beta jee sabse pehel toh yeh bata doon ki Pyaar se koi nahin mar aaaj tak bhookh pyaas suicide ya phir pathar se majnu ko maar daala duniya ne.!! So please zinda rehene ke liye ready rahiye. Aapki umr kya hai? Kya aap logo ki padhai waghera complete ho gai? Isliye samjhdaari bhare kadam utahiye aapki GF ka kya kehna hai iss par. Shaanti se poori baat hamse share kijiye. Saath hee yadi aap is mudde par humse aur gehri charcha mein judna chahte hain toh hamare disccsion board "Just Poocho" mein zaroor shamil hon! (seduce kaise kare). -. Mai ak ladki she bahut pyar karta hu or shayad Usk bina mai ji bhi na pau WO ladki pahle mujhse pyar karti thi lekin maine usk charecta par bahut shak kiya tab she WO mujhse nafrat karne lagi hai an aap hi batayen mai kya karu mai Usk bina nahi ji paunga Maine USSe maafi bhi mango hai ab mai kya karu.!: -.. -

5 ?.?. In reply to Mem me ak sonu name ke ldke by pari. 10??.. In reply to Dekho Mohit bete galti toh by Auntyji. Mem me ak sonu name ke ldke se bhut pyr krti hu 4 sal hmari relationship ko ho gye bt ak din na kisi like ka metter he na kiss ldke ka vh bhi mujse bhut pyr krta tha bt achank use ak mhina honr gya h pta n kya ho Kya use meri aavaj tk nhi sunna chahta h itne calls kre use bt vo nhi bat kr rha h mujse kyoki ki ak din night me mene use 5-6 calls regular kr diye isliye bs muje ak moka tk nhi de rha h bt me usse aj bhi bhut pyr krti hu bhut roti hu mam me uske bina nhi rh skti kya kru ak moka bhi nhi h mere pass me usse face to face bat n kr skti bs mjbur hu help me. In reply to kisi ko kaise bhulaya jaye by divya. Hii mam mai bahut depression me hu mai ek ladaki se 5 sal se pyar karta hu magar ab uski sadi kisi dusre se ho gai hai mai use bhul nahi PA raha hu uski bahut yad aati Sine me Dard ho jata hai lagta hai mai Mar jaunga please meri kya use apne pati se pyar ho gaya hoga mam mai Kya karu plzz. Ma ek larki se bhaut pyar karta hu par yo ham sa bahut jhut bolti hai kahati hai ki ham aap sa bahut pyar karti hu par kabhi kabhi uska mobale bege batata hai ma ki karu. Atul beta suicide kisi baat ka solution nahi hain. Dekhiye har rishte ki ek umar hoti hain. Shaayad is rishte ki itni hi thi. Jab ek rishta ek makaam tak ruk jaata hai toh use phir shuru karna ya us per hee tike rehana shayad itni samjhdaari nahin. Aage badhonaye kadam uthao naye aur purane dost dhoondho filmsmusic koi hobbies. Jaise ki unhone keeya hai. Apni zindigi jeene mein utar aao. All the best. This will not post anything on Facebook or anywhere else. - Aage badhonaye kadam uthao naye aur purane dost dhoondho filmsmusic koi hobbies jo bhi aapko pasand ho. Apni zindagi jeene mein utar aao. All the best.

6 : - -??? " ( )". You r my sweet SONA You r my sweet SONA I don't want u KHONA I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA. white rang ho agar mehboob ka white rang ho agar mehboob ka toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA aur na dhulai RIN- SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai.!!!. Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi maut to sachai hai aani hai lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi..! Tum milo na milo koi gam Tum milo na milo koi gam nahisms karo yeh milne se kam nahi.. Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahihamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi. By Baasha Cartoon Network Aap kya jano hum kitna yaad kerte hain Mano ya na mano her pal feryaad kerte hain Roz hat likhtain hain cartoon network ko aur aap ko play kerne ki mang kerte hain. Zindagi ki rah main Zindagi ki rah main hum dono sath chalain gay.. thora tum chalna thora main chlun ga. phir agay chal ker rikshaw kerwa lain gay. Akash ke taron main Akash ke taron main khoya hai jahan sara lugta hai pyara ik ik tarain taron main sub se pyara hai ik sitara jo is waqt per raha hai sms hamara. Zindagi ki chahat ka silsila Zindagi ki chahat ka silsila hai koi mil gya to koi bisher gya Jinhain manga tha duaon main woh kisi aur ko bina mange mil gya. Her sham ke bad Her sham ke bad rat ati hai her baat ke bad tumhari yaad ati hai chup reh ker bi dekh lia hum nekhamoshion se bi tumhari awaz ati hai. Youn hi tanhai main hum Youn hi tunhai main hum dil ko saza dete hain naam likhte hain tera likh ker mita detey hain yai soch ker rehne dia armaano ko dil main mehman kabi gar se nikale nahi jate. Punditji ne apke mobile ki Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki apke mobile pe Kanjusi ki Maha Dasha Mandra rahi hai. Turant mujhe dher sare SMS bhej ke Grah ki Shanti karen.. Dhanyavad i miss u utna jitna u miss me i miss u utna jitna u miss me imiss u tabse jabse u miss me i miss u tabtak jabtak u miss me u miss me jane kab tak but i miss u marte dam tak Zindagi mein dukh ko delete karo Zindagi mein dukh ko delete karokhushiyon ko save karo.dushman ko hide karodost ko enter karophir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga. chand taro ka nur aap per barse chand taro ka nur aap per barse; har koi aap ke chahat ko tarse; aap ke jindagi main aaye iteni khushiya ki aap ek gum pane ko tarse. Ik tabasum honto pay raksa hai Ik tabasum honto pay raksa hai Koshish hai gam chopane ki Mere ahbaab samajte hai Mujhe adat hai muskarane ki By Butt 0300 Tu jiye hajaro saal Saal ke din Tu jiye hajaro saal Saal ke din hon saal. By Neel Ehsaas Bohat Hoga Jab Chor Ke Jainga Ehsaas Bohat Hoga Jab Chor Ke Jaingay Roengay Bohat Magar Aansu Nahi Aaengay Jab Saat Na De Koi To Awaz Hamain Dena Aasman Per Bhi Hongay To Lout Ke Aaengay By JinBaba sher;phir na jane kon duao sher;phir na jane kon duao mai yaad karta hamai dobta hon samandar uchal deta ha. perodi;phir na jane kon gunaaho mai yaad karta haimain chup rehta hoon our teacher nikal deta ha. By shaheryar zindagi main sada muskurate zindagi main sada muskurate raho fasile kam karo dil milate raho.dard kaisa bhi ho koi gham na karo.rat kali sahi ankh nam na karo.ik sitara bno jagmagate raho.by Rajja Boy to a

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