Party Potions "ROLL THE DICE TO SEE IF I'M GETTING DRUNK!"

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1 Party Potions "ROLL THE DICE TO SEE IF I'M GETTING DRUNK!" d20 Drink 1 Essence of Spring 2 Molten Sunshine 3 Veritas Serum 4 Awakening Tonic 5 Ogre Fart 6 Muddled Wildberries 7 Mage's Mix 8 Druid's Sap 9 Philosopher's Stone 10 Frothy Giant 11 Serum of Impenetrable Darkness 12 Southern Isle Spirits 13 Elixir of Luck 14 Abjuration Tonic 15 Fairy Fizz 16 Witches' Brew 17 Dragon's Spit 18 Dead Man's Mule 19 Tears of the Divines 20 Centaur's Heart

2 1. Essence of Spring 1 ounce dry gin 1 ounce Campari ½ ounce sweet vermouth 2 ounces Squirt Combine the ingredients in a mixing glass and fill with ice. Stir well for 20 seconds, and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Twist a piece of grapefruit peel over the drink, and use the twist as garnish. As the fresh and evocative mixture infuses your body with the fresh bubbly notes of spring, even the hardest of hearts will surely blossom. You are gripped with the urge to write a love letter to someone special. 2. Molten Sunshine 2 ounces brandy 1 ounce Cointreau 1 ounce orange juice Combine brandy, Cointreau, and orange juice in a cocktail shaker and fill with ice. Shake well until chilled, about 10 seconds. Strain into prepared glass; garnish with a twist of orange peel. Optional: prepare glass by making a slit in a lemon wedge and running the cut edge around the rim of the glass; then dip the rim in superfine sugar; chill the glass until needed. This drink is orange on top of orange on top of citrus mixed with alcohol. If this one doesn t make you smile... I know a couple of elves who can help you with that. You feel compelled to tell cringe-worthy jokes to everyone you meet for the next hour.

3 3. Veritas Serum 2 ounces dark rum ½ ounce lime juice 1 teaspoon powdered sugar Splash of grenadine In a tumbler filled with ice, shake all ingredients until chilled. Pour into a glass and garnish with lime twist. This dark, sweet, and tart mixture will penetrate straight into your mind, cajoling you into sharing your deepest darkest secrets. Imbibe too much and that feeling will carry into the next day, so consume with caution. You feel uncharacteristically open. What's a secret without someone to share it with? 4. Awakening Tonic 2 ounces gin 2 ounces tonic 2 ounces cranberry juice 1 Tablespoon fresh lime juice Mix all ingredients in a tall shaker over ice and strain into a chill glass. Garnish with lime. This tart drink will perk up your senses in no time. Many plants and spells can put an adventurer to sleep. With the help of this tonic you can make sure that you never fall asleep on watch again. Your feel alert. For the next hour, you can t be put to sleep and do not suffer the normal effects from exhaustion.

4 5. Ogre Fart 4 ounces freshly brewed coffee ½ ounce amaretto almond liqueur ½ ounce whiskey ½ ounce simple syrup Heavy cream Whip cream until thick but not stiff. In a prewarmed mug, stir the coffee, amaretto, whiskey and syrup together. Gently spoon cream on top of coffee to taste. Garnish with shaved dark chocolate. A real Ogre s Fart can be a swift kick to the nostrils in the midst of battle. Luckily, this drink will only kick you in the senses with its bitter and savory notes. Topped with chocolate shavings for extra hilarity. Your senses sharpen. Advantage on perception checks for the next hour. 6. Muddled Wildberries 2 ounces white rum 1 ounce club soda (or Sprite) 2 Tablespoons lemon juice 2 teaspoons powdered sugar ¼ cup berries of choice 1 cup crushed ice In a tumbler, stir together lemon juice and sugar until sugar dissolves. Add ½ cup crushed ice. Add wildberries and shake vigorously for 15 seconds. Add rum, another ½ cup crushed ice, and soda. Gently stir for 5 seconds, then pour into glass and insert a tall straw. It is not recommended that you use just any wildberries found along the road while on your travels, and, above all, NEVER accept anything from a druid you don t know. Your mind is opened to the natural world. You can speak with animals for the next hour.

5 7. Mage's Mix 4 ounces whiskey 2 ounces sweet vermouth 4 dashes bitters Splash of grenadine Pour whiskey, sweet vermouth and bitters into a mixing glass filled with ice. Stir until very cold. Pour into glass. Add a splash of grenadine (do not mix) and garnish with 3 maraschino cherries. A drink favored among the more sophisticated members of society. Caution: you may be tempted to use large words after downing this one. Your mind is opened to the arcane energy around you. Advantage on arcana checks and intelligence saving throws for the next hour. 8. Druid s Sap 2 ounces amaretto 1 ounce lemon juice 1 egg white 1 dash bitters Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker, fill with ice and shake vigorously for 30 seconds. Strain into a chilled glass or over ice. Garnish with a lemon twist. Druids have been drinking this concoction for decades. It is said that the elves first taught the druids how to extract the sap and mix it into a fine brew. You feel tranquil and confident. Advantage on nature, medicine, and animal handling checks for the next hour.

6 9. Philosopher's Stone 2 ounces apple brandy ¾ ounce grenadine ¾ ounce freshly squeezed lemon juice 1 dash bitters Combine brandy, grenadine, lemon juice, and bitters in a cocktail shaker. Fill shaker with ice and shake vigorously. Rub lemon peel (skin side out) against the inside of the glass and rim. Strain into a chilled martini glass and serve immediately. While this drink won t grant you eternal life, it will impart a certain heartiness for the remainder of the evening. The dulcet tones of the citrusy oils are sure to create an experience worth its weight in gold. You feel full of the vigor of life. Gain 10 temporary hit points. 10. Frothy Giant 2 ounces whiskey 1 ounce orange juice 1 teaspoon powdered sugar 1 egg white Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker, fill with ice and shake vigorously for 30 seconds. Strain into a chilled glass or over ice. Garnish with a cherry or orange slice. Ever wonder how giants got to be such large creatures? Well, an old wives' tale says this drink may have something to do with it. Might be the protein from the egg, might be vitamin C, who knows? You feel unstoppable. Advantage on athletics checks and strength saving throws for the next hour.

7 11. Serum of Impenetrable Darkness 3 ounces of dark Jamaican rum 1 ounce simple syrup (equal parts water and sugar, mixed until dissolved) ¾ ounce Lemon 2 dashes bitters Combine ingredients in a tall glass filled with crushed ice. Stir well with a spoon until frost is formed on glass. Ice will settle as you do this. Fill glass with more crushed ice and garnish with a lemon twist to finish. The rich notes of the rum against the bright citrus overtone will have you chasing this drink to the bottom of the glass. Your nerves calm and your focus increases. Advantage on stealth and acrobatics checks for the next hour. 12. Southern Isle Spirits 1 ounce Jamaican rum 1 ounce white rum 1 ounce lime juice ½ ounce curacao ¼ ounce amaretto 1 teaspoon powdered sugar Mint for garnish Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker and fill with ice. Shake well for 10 seconds and strain into a glass filled with crushed ice. Garnish with lime twist and a sprig of fresh mint. Men go mad and ladies go wild when enjoying this refreshing drink from the Southern Isles. Best enjoyed in the company of those you find most attractive. If you weren't the life of the party before, you are now. Advantage on performance and persuasion checks for the next hour.

8 13. Elixir of Luck 1 teaspoon powdered sugar 2 dashes bitters 2 ounces bourbon ¼ tsp zest of orange Place sugar into tumbler, douse with bitters, and add zest. Add whiskey and shake with ice until sugar is dissolved. Pour into a glass over ice. Garnish with an orange slice or cherry. Many an adventurer looking to increase their chances with the ladies find themselves rolling the dice after a boost from this elixir. While it works in the short term, the effects rarely last through the first date. You don't feel any different, but everything seems to be going your way. Advantage on all skills checks and saving throws for the next hour. 14. Abjuration Tonic 2 ounces gin 1 ounce citrus vodka 2 ounces lemon 1 teaspoon powdered sugar Chilled club soda or sprite Add gin, vodka, lemon juice and sugar to a glass and stir to dissolve sugar. Fill glass with large chunks of ice and top with chilled soda. Insert straw and do what comes natural. This sour shocker is a sucker punch to the teeth. The bright citrus notes are refreshing after a long day of slaying your enemies. Your body tingles with a bright energy. Resistance to all spell damage for the next hour.

9 15. Fairy Fizz 1 ounce peach schnapps ½ ounce lemon juice Champagne Splash of grenadine In a cocktail mixer, mix schnapps and juice over ice. Shake for 10 seconds. Strain into champagne flute and top with champagne. Add a splash of grenadine just before serving for extra flare. This fizzy drink is sure to make you feel fleet of foot. Perfectly paired with brunch or a midday dungeon crawl. All aches and pains disappear as a cool breeze washes over you. Your speed increases by 10 feet for the next hour, and you are immune to the effects of difficult terrain. 16. Witches Brew ¾ ounce gin ¾ ounce lime juice ¾ ounce maraschino liqueur ¾ ounce green Chartreuse Combine ingredients in a cocktail shaker. Fill with ice, and shake briskly for 10 seconds. Strain into a chilled glass. When you re trying to impress that Tiefling with your knowledge of the occult, but your charisma score is not that high, whipping up this concoction is sure to impress. Your blood feels cold. Creatures making saving throws against your spells do so with disadvantage for the next hour.

10 17. Dragon's Spit 1 teaspoon powdered sugar 4 dashes bitters 2 ounces rye whiskey 1 teaspoon absinthe ¼ tsp zest of lemon In a mixing glass combine sugar, bitters, zest and whiskey over ice. Stir for 30 seconds or until sugar is dissolved. Pour absinthe into a chilled glass and rotate until the sides are well coated. Discard any excess. Strain the liquid from mixing glass into the serving glass. Twist a piece of lemon peel over the drink if desired. While the warm punchy tones of this drink have a soothing effect on the nerves, it is advised that no adventurer try to make it using real dragon s spit. This has happened, and we are not responsible for the outcome. You feel very calm, regardless of what s happening. You are immune to fear and have advantage on wisdom saving throws for the next hour. 18. Dead Man s Mule 1 teaspoon absinthe 1 ounce cinnamon schnapps 1 ounce amaretto 1 ounce lime juice Ginger beer to taste 1 dash bitters Combine all ingredients in a glass over ice. Stir gently with a spoon and serve. Favored by the less upstanding members of society, this drink is sure to lubricate all kinds of social dealings. You could sell a lamp to a genie. Advantage on persuasion and deception checks for the next hour.

11 19. Tears of the Divines 2 ounces whiskey 1 ounce Cointreau 1 ounce lemon juice Clear soda of choice In a shaker, pour whiskey, Cointreau, and lemon juice over ice. Shake and strain into a glass with ice. Top with your preferred mixer. Garnish with sliced lemon and serve. This refreshing drink will lift all the worries off your chest. Strangely, the cup doesn t seem to empty at the normal rate, making this a drink that the whole party can enjoy. Every sip seems to bring more color into the world. The whole party gains inspiration. 20. Centaur s Heart 1½ ounces vodka 2 ounces tomato juice ½ ounce lemon juice 1 ounce olive brine Salt and pepper to taste Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker over plenty of ice. Shake vigorously for 10 seconds and strain into a tall glass. Garnish with olives or lemon twist as desired. A secret recipe developed by Brutus the battling bartender. This concoction will keep you brawling long into the night. You feel like you could shrug off a blow from a giant. Your expended hit dice are restored, and until your next long rest you may use your reaction to spend hit dice as though you were taking a short rest. Love Drinking and Rolling Dice? We've already solved the drinking part. The other half of our plan is to make an awesome dice set. Check it out at

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